{"id":431,"date":"2007-06-21T19:22:00","date_gmt":"2007-06-21T19:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/?p=431"},"modified":"2024-01-29T10:58:50","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T10:58:50","slug":"another-audax-poem","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/?p=431","title":{"rendered":"Another Audax poem"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Posted on&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/2007\/06\/21\/another-audax-poem\/\"><strong>21 June 2007<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When bicycles stand by the wall<br>And tyre-treads leave a tell-tale trail<br>And flapjack\u2019s in the village hall<br>And Arriv\u00e9e\u2019s the Holy Grail<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When blood is nipt and ways be foul<br>Then randonneurs are on the prowl,<br>A mass of legs all pushing hard:<br>\u201cWill you please stamp my brevet card?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">When lanes are all awash with skog<br>And Charlotte finds a garden cane<br>And Hummers gives Chris S a snog<br>And Comet\u2019s gears have gone again<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Amidst all this mayhem and trauma<br>We must be on the Willie Warmer!<br>A mass of legs all pushing hard:<br>\u201cWill you please stamp my brevet card?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">W. Spokesheer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted on&nbsp;21 June 2007 When bicycles stand by the wallAnd tyre-treads leave a tell-tale trailAnd flapjack\u2019s in the village hallAnd Arriv\u00e9e\u2019s the Holy Grail When blood is nipt and ways be foulThen randonneurs are on the prowl,A mass of legs all pushing hard:\u201cWill you please stamp my brevet card?\u201d When lanes are all awash with [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-431","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=431"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":432,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/431\/revisions\/432"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=431"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=431"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=431"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}