{"id":89,"date":"2006-08-18T22:17:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-18T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/?p=89"},"modified":"2024-01-29T11:37:31","modified_gmt":"2024-01-29T11:37:31","slug":"quad-bike-fun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/?p=89","title":{"rendered":"Quad Bike Fun"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Posted on&nbsp;<a href=\"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/2006\/08\/18\/quad-bike-fun\/\"><strong>18 August 2006<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>A few minutes ago, I was overtaken by a gentleman on a quad bike.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>It was a narrow residential road with parked cars on one side. Normally, it has little or no moving traffic on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I heard the engine of the vehicle as it approached, but had no intention of moving over because there was virtually no room. Then:-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cMove over why don\u2019t you?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>David Beckham (at least, that was what it said on his shirt) then forced his way through before turning into a driveway. I pointed out to Mr Beckham that he had been in contravention of S. 139 of the Highway Code to which the former England captain replied<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cBollocks fucking Santa have a fucking shave.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Is it any wonder we got knocked out in the quarter finals?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Posted on&nbsp;18 August 2006 A few minutes ago, I was overtaken by a gentleman on a quad bike. It was a narrow residential road with parked cars on one side. Normally, it has little or no moving traffic on it. I heard the engine of the vehicle as it approached, but had no intention of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":90,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/90"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/gentlemancyclist.co.uk\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}