Posted on 18 August 2006
A few minutes ago, I was overtaken by a gentleman on a quad bike.
It was a narrow residential road with parked cars on one side. Normally, it has little or no moving traffic on it.
I heard the engine of the vehicle as it approached, but had no intention of moving over because there was virtually no room. Then:-
“Move over why don’t you?”
David Beckham (at least, that was what it said on his shirt) then forced his way through before turning into a driveway. I pointed out to Mr Beckham that he had been in contravention of S. 139 of the Highway Code to which the former England captain replied
“Bollocks fucking Santa have a fucking shave.”
Is it any wonder we got knocked out in the quarter finals?